“How come you write the way you do?†an apprentice writer in my Johns Hopkins workshop once disingenuously asked Donald Barthelme, who was visiting. Without missing a beat, Donald replied, “Because Samuel Beckett was already writing the way does.â€
Asked another, likewise disingenuosly, “How can we become better writers than we are?â€
“For starters," DB advised, “read through the whole history of philosophy, from the pre-Socratics up through last semester. That might help.â€
“But Coach Barth has already advised us to read all of , from Gilgamesh up through last semester....â€
“That, too,†Donald affirmed, and turned on that shrewd Amish-farmer-from-West-Eleventh-Street twinkle of his. “You’re probably wasting time on things like eating and sleeping. Cease that, and read all of philosophy and all of literature. Also art. Plus politics and a few other things. The history of everything.â€
Donald Barthelme