It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off FARTS, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins.
"Diary of Samuel Pepys, Complete Transcribed From The Shorthand Manuscript In The Pepysian Library Magdalene College Cambridge By The Rev. Mynors Bright"
Samuel Pepys Commentator: Lord Braybrooke
People are also shy about FARTS, and most Americans have a hard time not smiling or reacting in some way when someone in their presence breaks wind, although the polite amongst us pretend that we didn't notice.
"How and When to Be Your Own Doctor"
Dr. Isabelle A. Moser with Steve Solomon
The keys were in his hands, the car smelling of the detailing-in-a-can mist that the rental agency sprayed on the upholstery to get rid of the discount traveler FARTS between rentals.
"Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town"
Cory Doctorow