A fish called "garfish" is about the best fish here.
"Six Letters From the Colonies"
Robert Seaton
He ate the starfish and the garfish, and the crab and the dab, and the plaice and the dace, and the skate and his mate, and the mackereel and the pickereel, and the really truly twirly-whirly eel.
"Just So Stories"
Rudyard Kipling