The phrase "most half crocked" is an informal expression that means intoxicated or drunk. There are several synonyms that can be used to describe this state, such as tipsy, inebriated, intoxicated, loaded, hammered, soused, and plastered. All of these words refer to a state of being under the influence of alcohol, though they may differ slightly in their connotation. For example, "tipsy" often implies mild drunkenness, while "plastered" and "hammered" suggest being heavily intoxicated. Regardless of the word used, it is important to drink responsibly and never operate a vehicle or machinery while under the influence of alcohol.