I have an airplane that you guys...bought me. I like it . Half of the companies in America have let go of their private jets. Not Ron White Inc., I'm flying that son-of-a-bitch straight into ! I guarantee you, one day, I'll be livin' in a double-wide trailer with shag carpet, and I'll have a jet with weeds growin' through it. I'll be in the front seat goin', "Push me around some!" And I don't come from money. I come from the opposite of money. I come from...no money. 10 years ago, I lived in a camper in my friend's backyard. He didn't even know I was there.
Ron White