We go way back. We went to the same school, John Quincy Adams Elementary in Sacramento. I was in 4th grade, he was in 1st. I was the big, tall, beefy, muscular kid, he was the much smaller, shorter bully magnet. I got wedgies and ate turkey and cheese. He got swirlies and ate PB&J. We're the best of friends and we've done 11 movies together. So, yeah, me and Owen Wilson are tight as can be.
Ben Stiller