Two small pigs and a litter of kittens have also mysteriously disappeared; one of the children last night was attacked by the monster and barely escaped with his life, but left his Sunday breeches in the unappeasable maw of the pure bred biped, who has twice been observed to cast longing eyes upon the Irish kitchen girl-the cannibalic feathered Know Nothing.
"Doesticks, What He Says"
Q. K. Philander Doesticks
