There, I'm going to make you dissipated to get you square, so light your cigar, my lad; I won't bully you any more, he continued, smiling good-humouredly, and you may shave till your beard comes if you like, and wax your-your eyebrows-I mean moustache, and dandify yourself a little, for I like to see you smart; but an you love me, as the poet says, no more of that confounded lisp.
"A Double Knot"
George Manville Fenn