Anyway, I wouldn't blame her, after the exhibition I made the other night, for classin' me with the phonies.
"Shorty McCabe"
Sewell Ford
Besides phonies from Argentina and countries as far off as Finland, we get a flood of imported and domestic Swisses of all sad sorts, with all possible faults-from too many holes, that make a flabby, wobbly cheese, to too few-cracked, dried-up, collapsed or utterly ruined by molding inside.
"The Complete Book of Cheese"
Robert Carlton Brown