If we save two ourz,' kontiniuz the kaustik pupet, 'in the dayz ov Voltaire, we must save siks ourz at least nou that we hav our improved plan ov speling, az originali invented bei Winifred Jenkins, and karid to its greatest heit bei Jeames, with the assistans ov Yellowplush and Pitman.
"The History of "Punch""
M. H. Spielmann
When trade is bad-and it's rotten bad just now-and the employers az to sack arf their men, they generally start on me.
"Major Barbara"
George Bernard Shaw
Your confessions is just as big lies as ours: you don't tell what you really done no more than us; but you men can tell your lies right out at the meetins and be made much of for it; while the sort o confessions we az to make az to be wispered to one lady at a time.
"Major Barbara"
George Bernard Shaw
