Pie-eyed is a slang term used to describe someone who is extremely drunk, with eyes appearing glazed and droopy. The antonyms for pie-eyed can be sober, alert, awake, conscious, coherent, clear-headed, lucid, and composed. Sober refers to someone who is not under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Alert describes a person who is vigilant, attentive, and aware of their surroundings. Awake refers to someone who is not sleeping or unconscious. Conscious is the state of being aware of one's thoughts, feelings, and surroundings. Coherent refers to the ability to think and communicate clearly. Lucid means to be clear-headed and able to understand and think clearly. Composed refers to a person who is calm and self-controlled.