Believe you me derie, I've saw enuff of the damage these Boch pills can do, to know that a boob who tries to stop one of 'em with his frame, has no more chance than a 10 cent piece of ice when the thermometer is 99 plus in the shade, or a scuttle of suds in a Bowery gin mill.
"Love Letters of a Rookie to Julie"
Barney Stone
Then Mr. Gubb posed as a "boob" and Mr. Critz won all the money back again, beaming over his spectacle rims, and chuckling again and again until he burst into a fit of coughing that made him red in the face, and did not cease until he had taken a big drink of water out of the wash-pitcher.
"Philo Gubb Correspondence-School Detective"
Ellis Parker Butler
Say, who d'you think I am, a boob?
"Black Jack"
Max Brand